I can imagine the thoughts running through your head right now. "id Ben get the date muddled up? Did I accidentally travel two days into the future? Am I, in fact, hallucinating?". The answer to all of these questions is Yes, but it doesn't have any bearing on the fact that this week's page has gone up two days early.

Why have we done that? Well JjAR, being marvellous and fantastic and a variety of other positive-sounding words, has informed me that he is ready to crank it up to two pages a week. So this week's page is now today's page, and next week's page is now this Friday's page. How's that for a slice of Fried Gold?

The aim now is to have a page up every Wednesday and Friday. It means you get double your delicious Jump Leads dietary requirements. As your weekly dosage has now been doubled, we strongly advise seeking medical advice with regards to future consumption of our fantastic scifi-comedy hijinks. Or you could just read two pages a week and to Hell with the consequences. Just remember that Jump Leads is part of a balanced diet which should also consist of healthy servings of Rooms, Good Ship Chronicles, and Truck Bearing Kibble. Also, other webcomics.

I'm done now.