If you're planning on popping out to vote for the European Parliamentary election today, good on you. If you're in the UK, and you're planning on voting for anyone who isn't the BNP, an exceptional well done to you. A vote for the BNP is a vote for racism and a restriction of rights and freedoms for British people.

I would vote, but I'm aaaaaaaaall the way over here.

Best of luck to the representatives of every party who isn't the BNP.